Its 2007. Woah D00D. In less than a week I will be twenty two. In less than three weeks Ill be standing in London, England needing a shower and a nap and a strawberry cornettOoOOOo exciting!
Its because of the whole Moving to England thing Ive decided to start actually typing words and crap to put on this green monstrosity (latin rootword originating in roman trading capital Monsterus Citius 9th century B.C) So people (my mom) can see what Ive been up to across the ocean without spending huge amounts of money on long distance telephone calls. Really I just hate phones. OH ALSO I bought my cousins tablet so, I hope you (the masses) are ready for tens of dozens of poorly executed digidoodles to accompany my run on sentences which say very little but are made of as many birtish slang words as I can squeeze in twat wanker ring me on the blower.. chap.. anyway, to answer the question on your mind right now, yes I am embarrassed by myself. COME BACK SOON!
P.S – “Tummy” is a hilarious word
P.P.S – what language would “Elektricni Orgazam i austrijski Plasticube” be from and what would it mean….. ?
P.P.P.P.P.P.S – haha peepee.. below is my first tablet drawing woohoo!*
* I mean above