I am experiencing a situation requiring a choice between equally desirable alternatives, prodigious in both difficulty and perplexity. It is to you I turn, my befriended and/or kin, please ease my burden by helping me solve this confounding riddle. I need you to be open and honest, I can handle it, just tell me…
IS THE BEST CAKE!??!?!??!!!!111
After googling “the best cake” and perusing the Martha Stewart website for an hour or so now, and its come down to these contenders. 1. The Traditional Cake eaten in celebration my birth is the Black Forest. An easy favourite, loved generation after generation, but lo, behold, it has evolved further over time. There is its edgier cousin, the Black Forest Brownie cake; less traditional, equally appealing to eyes and tongue. And now I find Martha’s Haunted Black Forest Cake, ingredients for which include espresso whipped cream, black cherry filling, kirsch syrup and chocolate ganache.
3. But who would eat some crap coconut cake when they can eat something called Doris’s Velvet Chocolate Cake, which looks so dense its imploding in on itself. Serving suggestion is to cut very small pieces and eat without wearing any pants.
5. The not-so-classic yellow cake. YAY Ducks!!
6. CHEESECAKE!Chocolate or plain or peach or cherry or turtle.. I found this nice looking no bake cheesecake with raspberries, but it only serves four. The last one is blood orange cheesecake made with ricotta and heavy whipping cream so its lighter.. so you can fit more in your body!
I have to stop now, I cant spend any more time looking at cake. Ive started to rock back and forth in my chair with lust as it is. So there is my top 8. Please leave a comment and tell me which one I should make, I am also open to suggestions! If no one helps me narrow it down I will be forced to make and eat them all! ALL CAKES WILL BE THE BEST CAKE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA