Shake-a-shake


La La Lemon!

Some Type of Italian Lemon Milk Shake

2 cups vanilla icecream
1 1/2 cup lemon sorbet

3/4 cup fresh lemon juice

2/3 cup vodka

1/2 cup Prosecco, sparkling wine, or sparkling water I guess

Blend it up!

That sounds good, eh? In a lemony, Eye-talian, kinda way. I got a blender for Christmas. An iBlend, for your information. Dunno what the ‘i’ stands for, maybe it has a tiny computer brain inside. Maybe it plays mp3s while it frapees. No clue, havent opened it yet, okay? Lay off. Im waiting for the perfect moment. The moment I get home and Cory yells “Woman! Make me a milkshake!” pretty much.

Anyway Ive been looking for some schweet schmoothie recipes. Judging by the looks of things, you don’t really need to adhere to a strict schematic to achieve sweet and delicious glory. You just kind of .. throw a bunch of shit into the blender and it comes together in a beautiful marriage of Magic and Science.


This one caught my eye though, because it struck me as relatively wretched sounding.


Strawberry Oatmeal Breakfast Smoothie

1 cup soy milk, or cow milk, but I find that can often taste teety
1/2 cup rolled oats

1 banana

14 frozen s
trawberries
1/2 tsp vanilla
extract
1 1/2 tsp white sugar

Make all this stuff be in the same place at the same time, par example, inside your blender. Press any button on it you want, they will all fuck the shit out of all this stuff. Pour into a glass, OR NOT. Drink it up and become instantly embued with a lust for life only a smoothie can induce. Even one with oatmeal in. Gag.

That one has 105 positive reviews on http://www.allrecipes.com so, cant be all bad. Looking forward to trying it.

Not much going on today. Went with the sibbos to see Juno, which was awesome. Did a bit of night driving listening to Bobby’s music. Made a stop to stock up on koolaid. Made some garlic bread. Cory showed me these awesome teeny houses!




Theres some pictures if you’re too lazy to click on that link. They’re freaking adorable though.

Heres a song!


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Author: Kara Lalalala

I write this blog for my family cause I am terrible at letters & emails.

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