Et Puis Je Fume

Pink Martini – No Hay Problema.mp3

Al Hirt – Fancy Pants.mp3

Pink Martini – Hang On Little Tomato.mp3

Al Hirt – Cotton Candy.mp3

Pink Martini
– Never On A Sunday.mp3

Al Hirt – Theme from the Green Hornet.mp3

Pink Martini –
Que Sera Sera.mp3

Al Hirt – Alley Cat.mp3

Was feeling in a Pink Martini kind of mood, which then led me to pilferring Cory’s Al Hirt collection for some reason, so here is a sample of the saxy, horny, trumpety times that insued. Oh Yes Child. Makes me smile.

It was a nice day today, mild, misty and springlike. Birds were making those
hey-mate-with-me squawks in the early morn. Nice days mean everyone is feeling nice, so work went well. All the customers were so happy. Soooo much winking was done. Im sure I have gone on atleast one ‘WTF’s up with winking, Toronto?’ rant before. Everyone winks here. The girls at work swear they aren’t ever winked at. Its not like a ‘hey baby’ kind of thing, its more of a ‘ha ha we are both in on some funny joke’ kind of thing. I wonder, am I the joke? I was also discussing with Cory how winter seems to make us paranoid depressives. Get lots of sun, lest you become a sad hamster.

Okay just one more! Just because the lyrics are topical. As well as being Tres French and funny.

Pink Martini – Sympatique.mp3

Ma chambre a la forme d’une cage
Le soleil passe son bras par la fenêtre
Les chasseurs à ma porte
Comme les p’tits soldats
Qui veulent me prendre

Je ne veux pas travailler
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
Je veux seulement l’oublier
Et puis je fume

Déjà j’ai connu le parfum de l’amour
Un million de roses n’embaumerait pas autant
Maintenant une seule fleur dans mes entourages
Me rend malade

Je ne veux pas travailler
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
Je veux seulement l’oublier
Et puis je fume

Je ne suis pas fière de ça
Vie qui veut me tuer
C’est magnifique être sympathique
Mais je ne le connais jamais

Je ne veux pas travailler
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
Je veux seulement l’oublier
Et puis je fume

Je ne suis pas fière de ça
Vie qui veut me tuer
C’est magnifique être sympathique
Mais je ne le connais jamais

Je ne veux pas travailler
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
Je veux seulement l’oublier
Et puis je fume

Even when work is great, I find the only thing that makes me actually WANT to show up is giving people who are exceptionally sweet and shiny, some free shit. I gave this super energetic lady an extra seafood crepe, and she nearly made out with me. She rubbed lavender lotion on my hands and said “there now you are all lubed up and ready to take on the day!” Haha.. wtf…I gave a random Romanian fellow a couple extra almond horn cookies and we chatted for a bit about baking. He came back hours later all excited and handed me a ragged looking piece of paper with recipes scrawled all over it. They are from 600 year old Romanian cookbook his grandmother handed down to him. How awesome! The measurements are in grams and they call for some weird shit like “beer yeast the size of a walnut” but I cant wait to try them! These were written in pretty broken English which, though terribly cute, is hard to read, so I cleaned it up a bit. Here you go! Also his name is Cosmin. And he thinks my name is Hera. I WISH.

Cosmin’s Pastry Rolls with Walnuts
(also known as Almond Horns)

100g honey
350g flour
80g powdered sugar
100g butter
1 whole egg
200g walnuts (crushed)
1/4 of a pack of baking powder
A little milk

Melt the butter and mix it with the honey and sugar, until you get a nice foam. Then add the walnuts, baking powder and gently incorporate the flour and add a little milk to keep the dough soft and moist. Knead the dough and form it in the desired shape. Beat the egg and brush it over the cookies. Sprinkle some fine shaved walnuts on them and bake at 325 until they get lightly golden. Cover with powdered sugar a whole lot.

* You can also dip the ends in chocolate, which is delicious. Do it.

Cosmin’s Crumbling Cookies

250g butter 500g powdered sugar
1/2 kg turkish delight

1 teaspoon vinegar

Beer yeast the size of a walnut

1/2 kg or more flour

Dissolve the yeast in the milk. Separately melt the butter and let it cool but keep on stirring it until it becomes foamy. Next, while stirring, add the vinegar, milk with the yeast, and gently add the flour. Mix until it becomes a dough which can be kneaded. Split it in four pieces and chill for 30 minutes. Using a rolling pin, roll it out into thin sheets. Cut it in squares, put small pieces of turkish delight on top of each one. Bake at 325. Once baked and hot, sprinkle with powdered sugar.

I googled “Cosmin” to see what kind of name it was (Romanian) and the first result was this photographer, Cosmin Bumbut. BUM BUT! CAN YOU IMAGINE! SUCH A NAME EXISTS! I wish someone else were here to share in this small mirth. Damn it. Hee hee. His photos are actually terrifying. I think they are mostly of inmates in a
Romanian prison.. or it could just be a bunch of college kids in their dorm, god knows, its Romania! So many are mesmerizing, but this one especially so, I don’t know why…


Author: Kara Lalalala

I write this blog for my family cause I am terrible at letters & emails.

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  1. I know, its a strong, sexy kinda name , makes me think of that chick with the crazy ice blue eyes who hung around with peacocks and played Hera on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.

  2. Ha, Hera was Zeus’ wife who was constantly having to track down and wreak havoc on his many, many, many mistresses. Seriously, I’m surprised he had enough time to be king of the gods when he spent so much damn time sleeping around. Yemj, your future daughter’s doomed to cheating sleazebag gang leaders. Poor girl.And YAY COOKIES MAKE SOME FOR ME! Ahem, I mean… They sound good.

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