Good evening bitches and hos. I’m fine, thanks. It’s raining gigantic drops of rain outside. I went to a party this evening with my coworkers. I brought crab dip and turtles. One of these things was a big hit. It was the Turtles. However my Aunt Karens crab dip is still delicious to an extreme degree and the recipe follows below. Make it and eat it as soon as you can. The recipe is super simple and the best part about it as that you can’t burn it, because crabs are from the sea and theres no fire in the sea so crabs never evolved the ability to burn! Go now, go, gather from the world the supplies for which to make this creamy white crabby gold. THEN EAT IT RIGHT UP!
Also, don’t forget to pilfer the South by Southwest website for tasty mp3’s from brand new bands with silly names! I did! Here’s some now! As well as some other stuff Im listening to at this very moment. You can maybe mix and match. I found a new song by a band I am really really digging, Bryan Scary and the Shredding Tears. It reminds me of like, if Oingo Boingo reformed and wrote a musical about space dementia. Also many of these artists start with the letter B. Co-incidence, or does B just stand for Better? Hm? I’ll let you BEcide. Hahahahahahahahaha. ALright!
Aunt Karen’s Crab Dip
1 package cream cheese
1 can crab meat
2 tbsp mayonnaise
salt and pepper
Mix together, bake 15 minutes at 350. Serve warm with RITZ BRAND CRACKERS.
Wow does this new Knight Rider ever suck. Whats the point without Hasselhoff? Also Kitt looks like Shitt. Not A Fan. I have been listening to podcasts from SongByToad, it’s nice. Pompous sounding british dude and his snarly-cute scottish wife playing great music and disapproving of generally everything. Am A Fan!
One last thing! Look at this!! GiantMicrobes! Tint plush toy diseases!! Finally I can cuddle up to mange without the damn stinky cats getting in the way! I can sleep with sleeping sickness! Gonorrhea makes a great gift for those who have everything. And how cute is flesh eating disease. Yayyyyyy!
Thanks to Drawn! for that one.