Snotty Bitch


Only Nazi’s hate their veggies.

Holy God am I ever ill. I mean, I am one snotty bitch. I am raining boogers. I don’t need a doctor, I need a plumber! Know what I mean! L0l0RZ

For now though I am a cozy snotmonster tucked under a quilt tootin’ my snoot. I’m gingerly sipping gingerale with a stack of books as my bed mate, two tufts of Kleen-ex pertruding out of my nose and thoughts wavering from feverish to nonsensical to pornographic back to nonsensical. I’ve been awake off and on for the last 48 hours or so, and when I havent been in the bath I’ve been reading about food. I’m devouring “On Food and Cooking” by Harold McGee. I’ve only read the sections on molecules and dairy but it’s so fascinating and Im so distressed we don’t learn more food history and nutrition at a young age.

I’ve also come to the conclusion that for a vegetarian, I really do not eat enough vegetables. So that’s going to change. Starting tonight I am going to buy some things green and some things orange and I am going to make a soup, god damn it.

My random meanderings through what I can only refer to as “The Internet” has led me many exciting places this evening! OooUUU Fun! Some of them I won’t being sharing but I stumbled across a super cute raw food chick from Down Under on youtube and developed a severe girlcrush which prompted more probing into the Raw Food diet deal. Here’s a link to RawDownUnder having an orgasm over a smoothie. It’s so nice to watch someone be so excited and passionate about a papaya. Wonderful. So I’m thinking of doing a 100 day Raw Food challenge for myself to see how it makes me feel. Due to being a veg and having little time to spend on food my diet has become mostly raw anyway.. mostly apples, a gaggle of soy products and yogurt.. and pizza.. have to research whether or not pizza is raw… better be.

Fuck it’s 9:21 I have to pick up Bro-Bot from work. More on this fascinating ramble, later…

Same batshit time, same batshit channel Y’ALL!

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Author: Kara Lalalala

I write this blog for my family cause I am terrible at letters & emails.

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