Today while I was waiting at an intersection a man ran out of a coffee shop to shake my hand and ask me how much I paid for my bicycle. I felt a certain amount of chargin at the probability that answering this question would lead to the theft of my bike. For a moment I was absolutely certain I was going to have to stab this toothless cunt right there in the street and ruin my day. I’ve never stabbed a dude before. Instead I just shook his hand and said “A fair penny, sir!” and rode off in the opposite direction I wanted to go. As fast as I could.
Blockhead – Cheer Up You’re Not Dead
The Cansecos – Raised By Wolves
Destroyer – Foam Hands
Antony and the Johnsons – Twilight
My dietary habits today:
Breakfast: coffee and a brownie
Lunch: pint of beer
Dinner: fuzzy peaches, salt and vinegar chips and a Lindt chocolate bar
The lindt chocolate bar and fuzzy peaches were a present from my excellent brother who also gifted me a set of salt and pepper shakers. He said he thought I would like them because they are very very small, and chubby. He was so right.