Its that time again!
The time of day when it gets real bloody cold in this house and I give up on trying to do anything! I should have chopped some wood this morning, because now its raining like a bastard, and axe wielding is not a water sport. I’m rocking double sweat pants and my winter toque. The poodles and the cat have put aside their differences for the sake of nice warm cuddly nap time beside me while I blog it up. They’re so cute I almost forget what a super pain in my dick they are.
Update on the new baby lamb: she was full out frolicking with her mom this morning. She’s a tiny wee thing and I most desperately want to take off up that hill and squeeze her cute little guts out. But it’s not allowed. I must just stand in the driveway behind a bush peeping at her through my binoculars like some common sheep creeper.
Everythings so mofo’ing adorable today!
Ive officially starting my work out routine. Mostly it involves skipping in short bursts in the driveway while the poodles watch me with a mixture of fear and fascination. And then I do laps around the house while they chase me, and every once in a while I trip over one who has stopped to smell something or poop. Then I do squats while pretending Im sitting on a giant squishy blueberry. I don’t know why, but it helps. And then I chuck tennis balls around while the poodles do a, frankly, pisspoor job at playing fetch. They just don’t seem to get it. They think the game is “prance around with a muddy ball in our mouths like every bitch is so jealous” or something, I dunno. I’m working on it. SO yeah.. getting pumped up, soon I will be covered in muscles! ALL OVER ME!
My current fitness inspiration: Marge Simpson
What a lady!