Dinosaurs Jetpacks Bacon!

eating farts

Once in a while, I like to have a peek at the list of things people type into google, and end up here, at my humble blogthing. Here’s a sampling of my favourites from the last 30 days. Some made me laugh, some made me cry, some left lasting visual stains on my poor fragile woman’s brain that will never come out, no matter how long I soak, and no matter.. how hard.. I scrub..I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re sick, people. You’re sick and I like it.

The Searchiness of It All

– humpling dumpling
– texture of soft cheese
– dinosaurs jetpacks bacon
– duck kills poodle
– dermot mulroney sexy
– pumpkin squirrel
– nyum nyum
– lots and lots of kittens
– frumpy gollum
– good morning images of nature!
– one duck choking on a bottle the mother in front and two other ducklings eating rubbish
– bill smitrovitch is hot
– xena sexy
– lucy lawless naked
– xena sex
– lucy law-less sex
– x-ena sex
– tangmang
– chicken fingers
– 4wd beach pee
– dreams of a garbage disposal
– put cheerios in your soup.
– BALD EAGLES WITH WIGS ON
– Sexy dermot mulroney
– smurfette sex fucked
– kitten in a tent
– rat tail honda boy
– papa smurf smurfette love
– ducks and other animals together
– rolly go
– tummy nibbles
– jonathan brandis cock

That last one angered me. How dare you, how dare you google such disgusting things about that beautiful blonde angel! I bet it would have a gorgeous haircut though…

And my personal, number one favourite this month, that beats all y’all and makes this blog worth writing

TWO people searched for this month, drumroll please…

– cabbage roll farts

Thanks, Internet!

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Author: Kara Lalalala

I write this blog for my family cause I am terrible at letters & emails.

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