Check out the new addition to the flat! A handful of hungry little fly trap babies. Look how beautiful these carnivorous bastards are, like dreamy green eyelashes. I noticed one of them is actually eating another, smaller one, so it’s actually a… CANNIBAL FLY TRAP! WAAAAAAAH! What horror.
John bought this and has loaned it to our window sill because due to a minor garbage accident in the garage our little basement flat is absolutely jam packed with flies… I’m sitting here writing this, covered in flies. I’m like a goddamn Ethiopian child all up in here, except my round belly is made from cheeseburgers and ice creams and not hopelessness and despair. It’s actually filling me with an incredible amount of anger, feeling their poopy little fly legs touch down on my skin every 4 1/2 seconds. AAAAAAHHHHH!
Our jalapeno pepper plant is growing really well! Soon we will have a pack of pickled peppers to pick.. peck.. whatever.. peck?? I dunno.
HEY want to see a pic of my little pickle?
So cute! In a month we might have, 5, maybe even 6 tiny pickles!
Meanwhile John’s just showing off with his garden. Look at that shit! It’s like a jungle in there!
And this is the second addition to our flat, care of John. A worm farm, full of 10,000 little worm friends! He has named every one of them Tyrone. A fine worm name, indeed.
Now we’re off to grab a THIRD new addition to the house, a real life garbage can. Fuck you rats and cats, eating all our garbage. It’s OUR GARBAGE!