Ran into the grocery store to get milk. Im making some bread later. Treated myself to a half price expired wheel of assorted spreadable cheeses. Isnt it beautiful? I couldn’t even wait til we got home to tuck into them. I was gleefully peeling away the tinfoil of my precious triangles, reveailing their pale nakedness and then biting them right on the tip! Humming happily to myself. Lalala, cheese friends. CB disapproves of my lifestyle.
Sometimes he makes me stand in the garbage.
I have absolutely no pants on.
Well hello there, I see Im not the only one in a shocking state of undress. What’s your name, my creamy little friend?
Oh eu actually that ones gross. Mustard flavour… bleh
On the way home, we stopped by the post office to pick up my mystery package!
It was a birthday card from my loving fams, FULL OF LOTTERY TICKETS!
I’M RICH BIYATCH!
This one is my favourite. Fat Cat. Fat Cat Givin me Fat Stacks O Cash Cat.
I WON THE LOTTERY!!!
THIRTEEN DOLLARS! I’ll have to mail it back to Ontario and have them cash all my sweet sweet winnings. And then SHOPPING SPREE!
My card had a whoppee cushion in it. My family, showing their love with farts..
Won’t even need this after I polish off this wheel of cheese