I Saw What You Did…

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That is the 9th result while google image searching the phrase “Cool Picture.” I must admit, it’s pretty cool.

So it’s been a while so I thought I would do another installation of,  drumroll please,…

WEIRD SHIT STRANGERS GOOGLE ON THE INTERNET AND SOMEHOW GET MY BLOG!

Yay!

Without further ado, let’s take a peek into the mind of your average internet user… shall we?

Ahem.

class of weirdos
happy birthday refrigerator
musculaire marge
evading the trees on your wood slats rosy cheeks in the midnight sun
fat unicorn eating rainbow
big fat cat laying in exotic flowers
tranny
bottle whiskey in her ass
fish face drawing
honey rose armpits
nyum
jennifer lawrence nip slips
jennifer lawrence boob slip
jennifer lawrence breast
worlds most beautiful peacocks ever
cat weights
big ole weiner
hairy butthole
sexies tangs
“we built this kitty”
chubby kara
big tit sex
larj boob sex
duck in a box pix
armpit kick
old ladies talking
smurfs10geeemmmmmmmzz

The winner is “How Bad is Cabbage Roll Fart”. Hand down favourite. You win the internet my friend.

Listen, if you’re going to eat a cabbage roll you gotta know, there’s gonna be some farts. But there are worse farts that could be had. Undercooked garlic farts are probably the worst. Cheese cake if you’re lactose intolerant, THE WORST. Like apocalyptic. So even though this isn’t an advice column and I really don’t aim to better anyone’s life, I say go for it!

I realize this is only going to encourage more of this sort of thing by typing these words together all in one place, but it’s actually a pretty good representation of ya know, the zeitgeist of this blog. So be it.

Except chubby kara.. accurate but ouch, just ouch..

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Author: Kara Lalalala

I write this blog for my family cause I am terrible at letters & emails.

2 thoughts on “I Saw What You Did…”

  1. OMG that is some funny shit sister. I’m kind of obsessed with farts to be honest. I especially like the ones that require a courtesy wipe. Sharts I think they are called. Only real women can pull them off by the way. Are you a real woman??? Hugs!!!

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