Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

pizza-cat

Hi, it’s me, Kara, remember me?

I haven’t written a blog post in 10,000 years. So, I thought I would have a peek at the things you bunch of freaky horndogs type into the ol’ google and end up at my humble blog.

After compiling a list of the choicest weirdness, I have come to the conclusion that y’all are getting worse. You have, a problem.

The top google search this month issss, drumroll please:

PIZZA CAT!

Naturally, the two things the internet loves. I know that posting these words here will only encourage further bad behaviour but meh, its pretty funny anyway. Also.. pretty accurate. I’m going to centre the text so it looks like a poem. The worst poem.

 

waffle costume
nudie tubes
little nudie tubes
dogs and girls saxxy photoe
chocolate cake and tea good morning
dream of a redhead girl in a hellscape
monkey in underpants
I say ice go lalalalala
gooolet
the hulk is gay
cat eating a peacock
box & duck
fucktitsgirls!
a nicely packaged fridge
the devils soup
transparent snake dream
image sexy girl and dog
mayonnaise praying mantis
caribu buttons
bag of dicks
sick my duck
wutang clan is not an entity who should be trifled with
unicorn penis
farts porno
screaming warrior
sextang
bizarrest milf porn
lego haunted by ghost
to the summer, its going burner lala
armpit licking
plums that are purple inside
picking up seashells with mum
can I mow spider holes
ice cold thoughts
cheeto worms

 

Actually “picking up seashells with mum” is rather nice. You might not be too far gone yet.

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Author: Kara Lalalala

I write this blog for my family cause I am terrible at letters & emails.

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