I lost an old friend today. My sweetest dining companion. DAMN IT, WHYY! WHYYY!
We met in a dollar store in 2008. I was in there looking for off brand candy and ceramic figurines of comedically poor quality. He was hanging out in the home wares aisle with his friend Moo Cow. Our eyes met, and I knew instantly that I had to have him. CB noticed look of needing to possess this magnificent creature on my face. With a begrudging sigh, he added it to our wire basket. And the rest is history.. oh the things we have eaten together! Together we have snacked our way through 7 years, 10 houses, 2 continents, thousands of pizza pockets.. You shall be missed, my little blue buddy.
That’ll do, pig plate. That’ll do.